1.22.2008

Why can't side effects be like this....

After a google search of side effects of the shots Roxanne has to take, we decided life would be much more bliss if listed side effects were as follows:
1. More enjoyment of movies!
2. Better waffles
3. More energy in the day…
4. Eat all the waffles you want with no dietary effects whatsoever…
5. Work will only last 1 hour each day…
6. Boss will see it as 12 hours
7. Travel time from place to place will be reduced to the seagull approach…
(Remember jonathon livingston seagull?)
drumroll please....
Most important side effect…
8. Understanding all languages spoken!

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